1 post tagged “kids”

Wow. It's been awhile, Vox. I had some time, so I thought I would let you have a peek into my world, although you may not be as entertained as you've been before.

The school life:

1. I'm behind in all my classes. Yep. Of course, I've been behind since week #3, so this is nothing new. I wound up dropping Chemistry..I just couldn't stay on top of it.

2. I wrote a paper a half hour before it was due, and wound up getting an A on it. To which a classmate said was due solely on the fact that I have boobs and a vagina. I, naturally, took offense to this and proceeded to tell him that if he thought with his big head instead of the small one, he too may get an A.

3. I've missed almost all of my classes this week. More info on this in the home section.

The work life:

1. I am still working at the bar. Although I haven't been able to work but one shift this week. (again more about this in the home section)

2. I had to get a third job. You are now reading the blog of a part-time bookstore work study, part-time lab assistant work study, part-time (more like full-time) bartender, and a part-time over-night Wal-Mart stocker(which pays surprisingly well). BEING BROKE SUCKS!!!

3. I work. All. The. Effing. Time.

The home life:

1. I've missed work and classes all week because Chase, Charlie and I have been passing around a funky stomach virus. (this was the part that you were waiting for the info on)

2. My bedroom, bathroom, and the boys' room are all completely clean. The dining room, kitchen, and living room are works in progress. My laundry has conquered my living room floor. Who needs carpet? Just throw your dirty clothes on the floor and you've got a cushiony soft carpet!

3. There is something living underneath my deck. I think it may be a cat, but it keeps me up at night and scares the hell outta me when I'm walking to my truck in the mornings.

The sex life:

1. Fantastic.

2. Fantastic.

3. Yep. You guessed it, Fantastic.

The relationship life:

1. It's been great. Really really great. Even when I take the fantastic sex out of the equation, it's still great. Holy crap - is it even legal to be this happy in a relationship?

2. He told me he's in love with me. I'm pretty sure I'm right there with him.

3. Moving in together - what? Maybe? I don't know. Sure seems like a great idea. Then the rational part of my brain kicks into high gear and says, " Girl you crazy. Damn."

The financial life:

1. I'm broke.

2. I'm broke.

3. Behind on my truck payment. FUDGE. I work all the damn time, how the hell could I be broke?! If you come across some extra cash - please feel free to donate to the "MeeShell's broke ass fund".

The parent's life:

1. My dad just got out of the hospital after almost two weeks in. He had a white blood cell count of zero and an infection. Bad combination. But he's home now. Thank God.

2. My brother went through almost 4 grand in a month. Stupid ass.

3. My other brother MAY be coming to visit. That would be awesomely fabulous. Haven't seen him in almost two years. I hate the military.

The boys' life:

1. Charlie won't stop growing up, despite my repeated attempts to keep him little.

2. Chase is Chase. He thinks he knows it all. Dammit. I remember when I knew it all.

3. I have great kids. Except when they are naughty. Then they are their father's children.

The ex-husband life:

1. $15,000 behind in child support.

2. Doesn't have a job yet. Seriously.

3. Claims he is depressed. Crybaby. Get over it and help me take care of your kids. If I can suck it up and get with the program, so can you.

The friend life:

1. The way I see it - if you're able to call one person your friend, and mean it, and know that they will still love you even when you are gellin' as a felon you're lucky.

2. Getting to call two people your friend makes you even luckier.

3. But having THREE stand by you - you have been blessed by the friend God.

The Christian life:

1. God and I are having a little tiff right now. I just think He should think things through a little before He wields that all mighty sword of His. He's so rash and unpredictable, it's really affecting my equilbrium.

2. Of course, I jest. God and I are just fine. Jesus is my Homeboy.

3. Well, maybe we did have a tiny tiff. But it was months ago, and we're cool now.

The Campaign life:

1. I had a friend over last week and one of the candidates for mayor knocked on my door, shook my hand and informed me that he was running for mayor. Which in turn sparked a conversation with my friend after he left about the different groups of people that run around knocking on people's doors wanting to have a "come to Jesus" talk with you. We decided that it would be absolutely fantastic if the next time some religious nut knocked on our door to tell them, "Dude, I just got off the phone with God, and He is soooo pissed at you", while acting high.

2. I feel assured that this country will make the right decision on November 4th. After all, we can't all be dumbasses after 8 years, right? We've all grown up and are black and blue after kicking our own ass - right?

3. If you need help deciding who to vote for: WTF have you been doing the last six months? Have you been paying attention? If not, SNL could help clear your mind. With help from Tina Fey who is my wannabe-lesbian lover. (if I swung that way - which I do not - not that there's anything wrong with that)

So. In conclusion - it's been a royal fustercluck in my neck of the woods. Of course - this is just a nutshell...but I have a test overdue.

G'nite.